THE BELKO EXPERIMENT Review

Posted on Mar 17 2017 - 2:29am by Hope Madden

Director: Greg McLean
Cast: Tony Goldwyn, John C. McKinley, James Gallagher, Michael Rooker, Gregg Henry
Rating: R
Running Time: 88 minutes

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Back in 2005, Aussie director Greg McLean made a name for himself with the brutal but brilliant WOLF CREEK. A year later, writer James Gunn would make his feature debut behind the camera with the underseen and wonderful creature feature SLITHER. (You may know him better for a little something called GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.)

Regardless of whether you do or do not know these two, the fact that they worked together on the new horror THE BELKO EXPERIMENT meant one thing to me: hoo-effing-ray!

There’s the ripe premise: office workers hear over a loud speaker that they have a few minutes to kill two people or the unseen speaker (a royal we) will kill 4. Things escalate. People go a little nuts. It’s Darwinism at its most microcosmic.

Plus McLean and Gunn have assembled a fine cast full of excellent character actors: Tony Goldwyn, John C. McKinley, James Gallagher, Michael Rooker and Gregg Henry, among others.

So what went so blandly, forgettably wrong?

The biggest surprise in THE BELKO EXPERIMENT is the utter absence of surprises. Each actor plays exactly who you’d expect him or her to play. Their Stanford Prison Experiment meets Lord of the Flies exercise turns people into exactly what you’d expect them to turn into.

There’s not even a single inventive death scene to distract you from the fact that you had really high expectations because you totally love these filmmakers and now you’re just wasting yet another lovely evening a darkened movie theater.

Sigh.
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About the Author

Hope Madden is weirdly tall and wore a patch on one eye long before pirates were cool. She’s reviewed films for newspapers, magazines and websites since 2000, and though she enjoys all of it, horror is her sweetheart. She and her husband George Wolf share the website MaddWolf.com and host the monthly horror series Fright Club in their hometown of Columbus, Ohio. Their son is all manner of awesome, their cat is dead but not forgotten, and Hope swears that her twin sister Joy is the evil one, but secretly she wonders…

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